Museums Showoff’s 50th gig! LINE UP ANNOUNCED

O M G!

It’s our 50th show!!!

Come along and help us celebrate 10 years of museum-y fun, intrigue and insights!

This will be our last show for the foreseeable future. We are working on new ideas. More info to come soon.

Join us on Tuesday 26 April, downstairs at The Phoenix, where our brilliant performers will entertain and astound you! Doors open 6.45pm, show starts 7.30pm. Tickets are £7 (+ 70p booking fee), get one from We’ve Got Tickets.

Taking to the stage for this extravaganza of wit & wisdom, objects & exhibitions will be:

Naomi Paxton – actor, magician, expert on suffrage plays and owner of an inflatable duck costume, Naomi will be your compere for the night! Find out more about our multi-talented MC here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Subhadra Das – Way back in 2012, when I performed the opening set of the first-ever Museum Showoff, I had just started my dream job of being a museum curator, working with the Science Collections at University College London. Ten years on, I’m going to use my time at this momentous 50th show to reflect on the things I have done, and to show off some more: expect nine career highlights in nine minutes!

Claire Mead – The tale of one museum professional falling in love with the unbearably niche subject of sword lesbians during lockdown. May contain women’s history, LGBTQI heritage and many thoughts on how arms and armour collections and programming can benefit from new inclusive perspectives from unexpected angles…of attack.

David Hingley – The Museum of Forward Planning team are enjoying a post-pandemic boom. Filled with optimism, vague holding statements about content, ‘doing less, with more, more often’, and passionate about our ‘look after yourself’ well-being course. Welcome to your induction.

Claire Madge – The Highs and Lows of a Museum Blogger – This year I celebrate 10 years of blogging about museums as Tincture of Museum. It is time to look back over the memorable moments of writing nearly 350 blog posts. Famous faces, unusual places and the perils of taking yourself too seriously will all feature as I condense the last 10 years into 9 minutes of highs and lows. 

Nick Clarke – £8000 in 18 months. The pandemic put a stop to National Jazz Archive fundraising concerts, but to everyone’s surprise sending out a smart sales leaflet with our newsletter offering books that had been donated to the Archive has proved to be a great alternative way to raise money and find new homes for 1200 books. Hear how we did it, what lessons we learned, and find out if you too could set up such a scheme.

Hannah Whyte – Museum worker and artist/writer Hannah Whyte waxes lyrical about her love for documenting, as well as for the people who document (diarists, zinesters, and museum nerds). She discusses the affections and tensions between different means of documentation, exploring why museums might be perceived as haughty institutions in comparison to the scrapbooks and fanzines that are made from much the same passion. Her talk is informed by her work for the Cartoon Museum, a small museum espousing reams of ephemeral material, including zines, doodles, and other lo-fi paper memories.

Steven Franklin – TikTok. The Home of Gen Z; ring lights; trending dances; and now The National Archives! The Official Archive of the UK Government – keepers of almost 1000 years of history – has transformed itself into fulltime TikTokers. So, if you’d like to get a sense of how we’ve achieved this remarkable transformation, and the rationale behind it, this is the talk for you!

Holly James Johnston/Orlando – By day, Holly James Johnston is a researcher and programme coordinator. By night, Holly is known as Orlando, the dandyish drag king known for his foppish looks and mincing moves. As Orlando, Holly has found new ways to combine public programming with drag king performance – demonstrating how museums can benefit from alternative forms of creativity.

Take part in our 50th show!

Omg it’s been AGES, but finally…

WE’RE BACK IN PERSON!

And it’s our 50th show!

We’ll be celebrating 10 years of showing off on Tuesday 26th April, downstairs at The Phoenix.

Have you got something to say about museums, archives, libraries & collections? Do you want to talk / sing / dance / tell jokes / recite poetry about it? Then you’re our kind of person! We welcome curators, retail people, funders, academics, visitor services assistants, fundraisers, volunteers, security folk… and anyone else who’s got something to say about museums.

If you would like 9 minutes to tell us anything museum-y in any way you like, sign up on our sparkly sign up sheet and we will send you details of what you need to do.

Museums Showoff online, March 16 — LINE UP ANNOUNCED!

HOORAY! It’s been a while, but we’re back for 2021!

And OMG, just look at all the top museum talent we’ve got lined up! Our fabulous performers will astound and amaze you with insights and intrigue about museums, archives and libraries, all through the medium of video.

We’ll be streaming our next online show at 8pm on Tuesday 16th March! Can’t make that time? Don’t worry, your ticket will allow you to watch the show until the following Sunday.

Tickets are on a “pay what you can” basis (though Eventbrite requires a minimum of £1). Get a ticket from Eventbrite and we’ll send you a link to the stream on the day of the show.

In addition, we have 20 free tickets for people experiencing financial hardship. They are available via Eventbrite.

Taking to the screen for this extravaganza of wit & wisdom, objects & exhibitions will be:

Naomi Paxton – our magical, multi-talented MC who can regale you with stories of ducks, drama and DIY. Find out more about her all-round awesomeness here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Kate Oliver – A Matter of Life and Death: Kate moved from teaching children about live animals in zoos, to stuffed ones in museums. Finding both advantages (stuffed ones don’t move!) and disadvantages (… stuffed ones don’t move!), she asks how we can learn about living things, without life in the room?

David Hingley – COVID safe: Calm Orderly Visits, Inexpertly Delivered. Instead of banging on about how nobody understands the true challenges of operating visitor sites, I thought I’d change it up and bang on about how nobody understands operating visitor sites during pandemics. Masks? Unexpected signage interventions? The scent of sanitiser? More one way routes than an A-Z? Tickets please.. YES EVERYONE. This is 2021.

Rosie Barker – A short run through of the what, why and how of Birmingham Museums’ lockdown collecting project, and how we used digital collecting to keep people engaged with us, and with each other, in a locked down world. Ends with a song – lyrics are provided – feel free to sing along…!

Hannah Mather – One thing lead to another… things I definitely didn’t expect to be doing working in museums!

Adrian Murphy – Adrian will speak about Europeana Sport, a new participatory season from Europeana – the European platform for cultural heritage collections – which will focus on highlighting the history, diversity and culture of sport across Europe.

Hannah Sweetapple – A little look at the top 5 reasons why museums should be excited for the new Welsh Curriculum from Museum Educators across Wales. 

Susan Sandford – Celebrating 50 years of decimal currency. On 15 February 1971 Britain changed over from the centuries old system of pounds, shillings and pence to a new currency based on 100 pennies to the pound. This change effected the entire nation, bringing people together as they learnt to master a new way of valuing everything. To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Decimal Day, we will be hosting a national programme of activities with the aim of connecting generations and getting people talking about their memories of the changeover.

Sacha Coward – Escape Inside! Sacha is a freelance escape room designer specialising in making immersive games for museums. But during lockdown, like the rest of us, he found himself locked in his very own escape room AKA his house! So how can you make an escape room when you can’t go anywhere?! (Also this 5 minute video might not be quite what it seems…)

New Date For Our Next Online Show

Well 2021 has not got off to the start anyone wanted!

We’d love to be bringing you the light relief of some museum-y fun next week, but the many impacts of this current lockdown has meant some acts have had to pull out. So instead, we’re postponing the show to Tuesday 16th March and re-opening sign up.

Have you got something to say about museums, archives, libraries & collections? Do you want to make a 5 min (max) video of you talking / singing / dancing / telling jokes / reciting poetry about it? Then you’re our kind of person!

We’re looking for people to create films that we’ll edit together to make a show. We’re not looking for polished, tv-quality films – that’s just not us! So don’t worry if you’ve never made a video before.

We welcome curators, retail people, funders, academics, visitor services assistants, fundraisers, volunteers, security folk… and anyone else who’s got something to say about museums.

If this sounds like your kind of thing, and you’ll be able film your set by 26 February, sign up on our sparkly sign up sheet and we will send you details of what you need to do.

Want to know what this showing off malarkey is all about and whether you should get involved? Check out this post, or see previous online shows on our YouTube channel.

Museums Showoff, Nov 19 — LINE UP ANNOUNCED!

HOORAY!

It’s time for lots more museum-y fun, and omg, have we got an AWESOME line up!

Join us on Tuesday 19 November, downstairs at The Phoenix, where our brilliant performers will entertain, astound and intrigue you! Doors open 6.45pm, show starts 7.30pm. Tickets are £7 (+ 70p booking fee), get one from We Got Tickets.

Showing off their all round museum-y awesomeness will be:

Naomi Paxton – actor, magician, expert on suffrage plays and owner of an inflatable duck costume, Naomi will be your compere for the night! Find out more about our multi-talented MC here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Zeynep Kussan & Matt Williams – Zeynap and Matt from the Curating London team at the Museum of London are spilling the tea about the projects they’ve been working on over the last year. Curating London is a four year contemporary collecting and community engagement programme where Londoners have their say!

Sarah Jaffray – Sarah is tired of the blockbuster museum show formula and how it reinforces western, patriarchal notions of genius. She’ll share how a drawing project with contemporary artists has challenged and changed the stories of ‘Old Master’ art in the collection of the British Museum, impacting the ways its curated and exhibited.

David Hingley – Surely front of house teams have time to do … just one more thing? They’re only standing around with radios after all. Find out why we are sometimes stressed, always busy, and can feel like the donkey in Buckaroo at times.

Alfie Meek – I will be talking about my time as a trainee at two London museums and how I have dealt with the wired and wonderful world of museum work. From shaking ambassadors hands to dealing with a colleague that has refused a dukedom.

Mari Takayanagi – In 2018 Parliament celebrated ‘Vote 100’, the centenary of votes for (some) women – one of the most important anniversaries in our democratic history. Mari reflects on the busiest year of her life, in particular the challenges and opportunities in delivering a major public exhibition with historic objects in a 900 year-old hall, under the glare of media attention.

Eddie Johnston – What I learned working in museums for seven years (and not getting as far as I hoped). It’s a classic story of boy leaves university, boy gets job in museums, boy works there for seven years and then leaves the sector. But did he learn anything from this? Eddie will talk through his highs and lows working with visitors at national museums, as well as sharing some super secret, but legally safe, behind the scenes stories.

Sacha Coward & Amy Jefford – Medi-QUEER-val Re-GAY-ssance! Two queers walk into a pub to discuss genderbending monks and sodomy in Game of Thrones…Amy and Sacha have been chatting about starting an exhibition on LGBTQ+ experiences during the Middle Ages with the support of the Queer Britain project. Join us for a whirlwind tour of medieval queerness and laugh at the way people used to draw unicorns!

Museums Showoff, Sept 17 — LINE UP ANNOUNCED!

Hooray! We’re back for MORE MUSEUM-Y FUN!

We’re kicking off our 9th season with an incredible show packed with top museum talent.

Join us on Tuesday 17th September, downstairs at The Phoenix, where our brilliant performers will reveal behind-the-scenes stories, intriguing insights and amazing projects. Doors open 6.45pm, show starts 7.30pm. Tickets are £7 (+ 70p booking fee), get one from We Got Tickets.

Showing off their all round museum-y awesomeness will be:

Naomi Paxton – she acts, she does magic, she’s an expert on suffrage plays AND she’s your compere for the night! Find out more about our multi-talented MC here: http://www.naomipaxton.co.uk/

Laura Hutchinson & Binita Dave – Lights, camera, EXECUTION! Getting BE-HEAD of the filming game with top tips from the Tower of London.

Vernon Rapley – I’ll be enthralling, intriguing or most likely horrifying the audience, by exposing the level of security surveillance made possible by modern technology. I’ll ask the audience to consider the balance between protection and intrusion and when the line is being crossed?

Tom Hopkins & Louise McAward-White – Fair Museum Jobs tackles the good, bad and WTF of museum recruitment. Join Tom and Louise for a journey into the confusing and inconsistent heart of the jobs market; and find out who’s in, who’s out and what we can all do to make museum employment a better place.

Michael McHugh – Michael, heritage worker from the North of England will be talking about Museum SNAFUs (that’s Situation Normal All F***ed Up), Museum FUBARs (F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) and how not to get ahead in Museums.

Elizabeth Dearnley – Elizabeth’s work on fairy tales and folklore sometimes takes her into the realms of the uncanny. Join her as she discusses some of the creepiest things she’s encountered in museums.

Scott Keir – Are museums catering for all visitors? Scott is increasingly intolerant of museum café menus clashing with their vision and inclusion policies, and has a smorgasbord of suggestions to digest.

Rosie Clarke – Culture24 describes their new Emerge Festival of London museum Lates as “Night at the Museum meets Glastonbury” – but how do you develop a whole new festival from scratch? Well, this one involves more than 40 venues, numerous partnerships and new ways of working. Rosie Clarke share some behind-the-scenes insights into bringing together London’s most electrifying new talent with its most iconic venues to delight a whole new audience!

Dan Hicks – Dan’s current Art Fund Headley Fellowship looks at the (in)visibility of colonial violence in the permanent displays of the Pitt Rivers Museum. In this contribution he will share some of the objects and stories that the project is revealing.

Museums Showoff, March 19 – LINE UP ANNOUNCED

HOORAY! It’s time for MORE MUSEUM-Y FUN!

We’ve lined up top museum talent to entertain, astound and intrigue you! Join us on Tuesday 19 March, downstairs at The Phoenix, where our brilliant performers will reveal behind-the-scenes stories, intriguing insights and amazing projects. Doors open 6.45pm, show starts 7.30pm. Tickets are £7 (+ 70p booking fee), buy one from WeGotTickets.

Showing off their all round museum-y awesomeness will be:

Naomi Paxton – your compère for the night, Naomi is an awesome performer and an academic. She acts, juggles, does magic and is an expert on suffrage plays! Find out more on her website.

Jane Secker & Chris Morrison – The GLAMorous world of Copyright Literacy: creativity and games. Chris and Jane are copyright geeks and they on a mission to empower the GLAM sector about the importance of understanding copyright. They have already taken the world of libraries by storm using their approach of copyright games and creative approaches to teaching. Their key message is that developing copyright literacy is empowering and fun, and can help you unlock cultural heritage!  

Paul Duncan McGarrity – Paul is a stand up comedian archaeologist who has performed all over the UK in venues ranging from top comedy clubs to on top of Hadrian’s wall. He will be talking about castles and how to successfully attack them.

Kat Petersen – “When an acid-free box and someone’s lifetime of correspondence love each other very much…” If you’ve always wondered where archive collections actually come from but were afraid to ask, Kat will tell you all the unromantic details.

Nkechi Noel – Presents “Sweet Mother” a creative prose which offers a glimpse of the aspirations, hopes and dreams of Commonwealth citizens who embarked on a new life in the “Motherland”.

Adrian Steel – Playing Your Architectural Cards Right: post-war British Architecture… familiar family home or Festival Hall, car park or carbuncle, it is all around us, and yet its value is often underappreciated and misunderstood, its stories untold. How can we play our cards right to save and share the magnificent heritage collections documenting the building of modern Britain, before the concrete is crushed?

Andrea Solomon – From Brexit to the Pride parade, via an Uber with some elderly French ladies, volunteering at a museum can put you in all sorts of unexpected situations. V&A volunteer Andrea Solomon will tell you how she’s not getting paid enough to deal with this shit…and why she wouldn’t have it any other way.

Sacha Coward – Can You F*ck A Mermaid?: Adventures in queer folklore! I think mermaids are awesome and I want to make you think they’re awesome too. But I also want to  gross you out with obscure maritime history, what’s not to love?!

Ellie Groom – Are television spots more trouble than they’re worth for museums? A television curator takes an irreverent look at TV in museums and museums on TV, the top 5 sins of telly producers, and the unique power of broadcast to engage museumgoers.

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